You know you’re a mum when…

You know you’re a mum when…

* your feet stick to the kitchen floor.. and you dont care.

* you cant find your phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket.

* your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you.

* your favourite television show is a cartoon.

* you will kiss your child’s boo-boo, regardless of where it is.

* your children make jokes about flatulence, burping and pooing and you think its funny too.

* yo’ure so desperate for adult conversation that you pour your heart out to the telesales agent that calls and HE hangs up on YOU!

* spit is your number one cleaning agent.

* the closest you get to gourmet cooking is making a sandwich with the crusts cut off!!!

*  you’re up each night until 10pm vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing nappies, bathing, helping with homework, paying bills, budgeting, cutting out coupons, folding clothes, putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing, feeding (them, not you), PLUS pushing on the swing, bike riding, pushing trucks, cuddling dolls, roller blading, basketball and football playing, bubble blowing, colouring, skipping, PLUS raking, trimming, planting, edging, mowing, gardening, painting, and walking the dog.  You get up at 5.30 am and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet youve still managed to put on 10lbs!!!

 

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